So there's a new pope. Everyone I know is talking about it...but nobody's actually Catholic, so I don't see why anyone cares?
This guy is 78 years old. He won't last the weekend. And worst of all, he's determined to rid the galaxy of all the Jedi. That's right, the pope is actually Darth Sidious, as evidenced by this picture (many Bothans died to bring you this information...)