Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Are you a fat ass?

If you listen to Mix 96 for any length of time (something I do NOT recommend for fear of irreparable brain damage), you have no doubt heard the ads for a product called Fat Assassin (with Hoodia!). In the ad, there are two girls reading off a script that is trying so hard to sound natural. One girl is saying how she lost a ton of weight by taking these diet pills and her boyfriend (Tom) can't keep his hands off of her.

My question is this. Would YOU name a diet pill Fat Assassin? I mean, it has the words "fat ass" right there in the product name!

7 comments:

Evil One said...

perhaps the pharmaceutical industry has a sense of humour.

Vrej said...

Perhaps...or perhaps they're totally clueless!

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chicounet said...

Vrej wtf... It's been a month you haven't written anything new on your blog man. The world must've gotten so much better so that there's nothing more to rant on anymore.

The memo explaining this to me must have been lost in the mail or something...

evil one said...

i'm bored. write something.

Vrej said...

Ok ok. Keep your pantaloons on.

Brittany said...

Wow, I am more than a little late on this, but that was seriously funny!

Gotta love humor that withstands the tests of time:)