After weeks of taunting and provocation, I finally jinxed myself. I got a cold.
Yes, I can't remember the last time I was sick. It must have been before last winter, 1+ years ago. Here I am, felled by the unpredictable weather.
Look, it's going to be 9 degrees in the afternoon!...but -5 in the morning! Which coat do I wear?
Well, f@#& you, Quebec winters!
Alas, it seems I failed my saving throw. I need to improve my constitution.
At least I'm feeling better now! I could put away my write-you-own-will kit.